Thursday, May 26, 2011

Lifestyles of the Religious Nutball: I Wish the Nut Would Have Been Right


Loonball Harold Camping now says end of the world will be in October, 2011, validating the old adage, “If at first you look like a huge dick, try, try again to be a colossal fucktard

by Larry Simons
May 26, 2011

We, as sane, rational and thinking humans, know that when we have made a complete fool out of ourselves, we take it on the chin, apologize and promise to never do it again. But, if you are Harold Camping, one of the biggest mentally disturbed Christian lunatics, you not only fail to apologize when you have shown the world that you are a complete jackass, you make a second attempt at showing the world you should be locked away in a dungeon, far away from the rest of thinking, rational and productive mankind.

After being dead wrong about the supposed “end of the world” that was to be May 21, 2011, Camping did not cut his losses and go quietly into the night, embarrassed, “flabbergasted” and back to his ministry where thousands of brain dead supporters still would follow this man off a cliff if he told them that Jesus would give them wings to fly to Heaven if they did.

No, on the contrary, Camping clarified his “prediction” by saying:

Were not changing a date at all; we’re just learning that we have to be a little more spiritual about this. But on Oct. 21, the world will be destroyed. It won’t be five months of destruction. It will come at once.

We don’t need to talk about it anymore. The world has been warned – my... it has been warned. We have done our share and the media picked it up. The world has been warned that it is under judgment.”

Apparently, Camping’s original prediction was that on May 21, some 200 million people were supposed to be raptured, and then the world was supposed to exist in a post-apocalyptic chaotic state for 5 months, when on October 21, the world would officially end.

Now, Camping is saying that his original prediction of 5 months of hell, before the real end in October, is reduced to everything happening all at once on October 21. Eat my shit Camping.

Crimson Hexagon, a social media monitoring company, analyzed over 500,000 rapture discussions over the past four days and they found that although most of them were not serious and mocked Camping, 3% of the people actually stated this rapture/end of the world bullshit brought them closer to God. 3% may not seem like a lot, but when you put that number in perspective, 3% of 500,000 is 15,000 people. If Camping asked for just a mere $70 from each of these 15,000 people, he would be a millionaire.

I wish Camping had been right. He stated that 200 million believers were supposed to disappear on May 21. Ahhhh. Can you imagine that? A planet without 200 million deranged lunatics dwelling among us. They would have been in Heaven, and the rest of us would have been too.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep the truth on comin,' Larry. Keep up the good comic relief!

rob said...

great. hits the point again. i believe ghandi said i would be a christian if it wasnt for the christians.

the_last_name_left said...

"We, as sane, rational and thinking humans....."

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Hey, steady on, Larry? We? You're not sane, rational or human. Why lie?

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L: when we have made a complete fool out of ourselves, we take it on the chin
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I've never seen you admit you are wrong, or that you've been a berk. Which is kinda remarkable, considering.........


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L: [we] apologize and promise to never do it again.
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LOL. Yeah, you do that, don't you, Larry?


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L: But, if you are Harold Camping, one of the biggest mentally disturbed Christian lunatics, you not only fail to apologize when you have shown the world that you are a complete jackass, you make a second attempt at showing the world you should be locked away in a dungeon, far away from the rest of thinking, rational and productive mankind.
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You show us that you should be locked away several times a week. Twice ain't so bad? If only you limited yourself to just two.....haha.

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L: Camping did not cut his losses and go quietly into the night
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That's from the Welshman?

http://youtu.be/PyWiE1vNSxU



Larry, this dude's retreat is like Prof Stephen Jones' claims about 911. It's like all the 'classic' conspiracy claims about 911.... they start out strong and clear, then are disproven, and so they retreat to some weaker position. Over and over and over.

Like Stephen Jones' claims.

Peer-reviewed?

No.

Chain of custody?

unknown.

But nevermind, it still happened. lol.

Anonymous said...

well, larry this last cock in mouth queenie fraud name left has made himself look like camping. a jack ass.

Real Truth Online said...

"Hey, steady on, Larry? We? You're not sane, rational or human. Why lie?"

Being that you haven't debunked one thing this "not sane, rational or human" has ever said, what's that make YOU?

"I've never seen you admit you are wrong..."

I have never been wrong concerning our debates, or else you would have debunked me at least ONCE. So far, I'm still waiting. Show me ONE debunked fact on your part and I will admit it.

"You show us that you should be locked away several times a week. Twice ain't so bad? If only you limited yourself to just two.....haha."

And you have shown that if you didn't have ad hominem attacks as a debating technique, you would have NOTHING to say....ever.

"Larry, this dude's retreat is like Prof Stephen Jones' claims about 911. It's like all the 'classic' conspiracy claims about 911.... they start out strong and clear, then are disproven, and so they retreat to some weaker position. Over and over and over."

Oh really? So, debunking them would be EASY then, right? Tell me, why have you failed to do it ONCE? [Note: Ad hominem attacks are not synonymous with DEBUNKING facts]

the_last_name_left said...

Well, here's a recent one

You claimed "they LIED and said the Muslim custom is sea burial---lie."

But in fact they never said burial at sea was an Islamic custom, rather that burial within 24 hours is.

K?

YOU WERE WRONG/

Correct?

rob said...

larry, you have once again defeated last cock in mouth queenie fraud name left. this is why he has comment moderation and never uses his real name. hes a fn joke. hell get over himself one day. lol