Monday, May 2, 2011
Bin Laden Declared Dead. Simply Hilarious.
If You Thought Liberals Treated Obama Like He Was Jesus Christ Before...Watch What They Will Do Now!
by Larry Simons
May 2, 2011
With Obama's approval ratings nearing their all time low of 41% [currently 43%], gas prices nearing all time record highs, three unconstitutional wars being fought and Obama's birth certificate being discovered as a photo-shopped fake, there was not a more convenient time to announce the death of Bin Laden to revive Obama's plummeting approval ratings just in time for the kickoff of Obama's re-election campaign.
No doubt the American press and the rest of brain dead America will think this is a story [even if true], because it will not change one fucking thing. Wars will still continue. Unemployment will still increase. Gas prices will keep climbing. American troops will continue to die.
No doubt, this will be on the news non-stop for the next two months, obscuring every real, legitimate issue that really matters to Americans. The media [and moronic Americans] will eat this up like a latest Lindsay Lohan story and pretend that Bin Laden's death [if legitimate] means anything.
Will we see a picture of Bin Laden's body? How will we know it is recent if we do? Why does it matter that Bin Laden is dead anyway? According to the FBI, he was not involved in the September 11 attacks by their own admittance. As of this writing, he is not declared dead on their website and the profile still says nothing about 9-11. Here is the screen shot I just captured.
Until I see a photo of Bin Laden's dead body laying next to someone who can be verified that they are currently active in the military, Hillary Clinton or Obama himself, this story will be filed under "Bullshit stories that are meant to stir up the emotions of Americans, but really don't mean shit".
It will be fun watching Americans and the media over the next few weeks accepting this story without question like it's the Bible or global warming. It will be equally as fun watching liberals acting as if Obama just died on the cross for our sins.