Tuesday, March 8, 2011

“Irreplaceable” Charlie “Crackhead” Sheen Gets Fired, Wields A Machete. No Mention of It on Prison Planet

Where’s Alex Jones’ defense of this?

by Larry Simons
March 8, 2011

Actor [and crackhead] Charlie Sheen was fired today from his hit show “Two and a Half Men”. It appears that the actor, who claimed to be “irreplaceable”, will be replaced after all. After hearing the news, Sheen did what any normal, sane and rational person would do: He went to the roof of a building wielding a machete while gulping down a bottle of Tiger Blood. Afterward he told a reporter, “Free at last, free at last”.

Why is this latest installment in the nutball saga of Charlie Sheen not mentioned on Prison Planet? Didn’t Alex Jones and Paul Watson tell us this over a week ago?:

“Firstly, Charlie Sheen is clean. Alex Jones spent considerable time with the actor recently and personally witnessed the fact Sheen is off the alcohol, is regularly exercising and is more focused than ever before.”

It’s clear that Jones and Watson would have us all believe that it is normal and justified to go to the roof of a building and wave a machete. My deduction is that it is normal: If you’re a deranged lunatic.

Jones and Watson said this over a week ago as well:

“Secondly, it appears likely that CBS and Warner Bros. Television are trying to force Sheen to quit so they don’t have to fire him and buy out his contract.”

Obviously, that assumption was wrong. Will Jones and Watson admit they were wrong? Don't count on it.

Some say that Sheen has the right to be angry because he has a case for breach of contract. Warner Bros. Television sent Sheen’s lawyer a letter today that says there is a clause in Sheen’s contract stating they can fire a performer who commits “a felony offense involving moral turpitude.”

The bottom line is this: Sheen is a bona fide and certified nut, and you will not see this story on Prison Planet unless it is in the context of defending Sheen. How can you defend someone who sports a machete? Prison Planet will find a way.

Watch lunatic Sheen wave the machete here.

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“Irreplaceable” Charlie Sheen Gets Fired