Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Fraud Watch! A look at the 2009 contenders for Fraud of the Year
Left to Right: Dave Neiwert, Andy Ostroy, Bill O'Reilly, Dave H. Willis, Sean Hannity
Who will be in the final 5 nominees? Who will win this years Fraudie award?
by Larry Simons
April 7, 2009
A glimpse of possible final nominees for Fraud of the Year and why they have been chosen. Who will win the 2009 statue? Here's the who's and why's of the biggest FRAUDS across th USA.
1) Dave "my empirical evidence is my own articles" Neiwert
Neiwert is selected because he very rarely cites any evidence outside of his own writings to back up the claims in his stories. His stories are 95% opinion, 1 % fact and 4% gobblygook. Also, Neiwert, like the rest of his liberal buddies, loves to call other peoples' evidence "imaginary" when they cite mainstream sources as proof, yet considers himself the "sane" one when his sources are rants, opinions and links to his own writings.
2) Andy "Joseph Goebbels" Ostroy
Ostroy is chosen because ever since Obama was elected, Ostroy has made Joe the Plumber look like Martin Luther King, Jr. From ridiculous articles like "I Want to Be Black", in which he exploited black people by only talking about Obama's race and not his credentials, to Ostroy running his blog in such a way that would make Joseph Goebbels proud. When you post on Andy's blog, The Ostroy Report, remember his Golden Rule: only post what Andy likes, because if you don't, you'll wake up the next morning with your comment deleted along with a threat by Ostroy himself telling you that he will contact Blogger.com security (insert Dragnet theme here) to have your own blog removed for violating their rules (when you actually haven't violated them).
It seems that one of Ostroy's favorite hobbies is to remove factual comments from his blog that incriminate his favorite political figures. Then, he will delete your comment and add a comment of his own that accuses you of violating Blogger.com's commenting policy. He will say you made anti-semitic or racist remarks, knowing that his readers will log on later to read his comment accusing yours of being hate-filled and obscene. Naturally, the reader has no choice but to attack you and support him, since Andy's comment is visible for all to see while he has removed the "inflammatory" comment he accused you of making. Problem is, Andy did not count on people thinking ahead of time and utilizing their 'print screen' button on the keyboard (where you can snap and save photos of whatever appears on the computer screen), hence having proof you are innocent of what you might be accused of.
I have to hand it to Andy, that's pretty original. Accusing people of wrongdoing/violating policies and then having enough compassion for them to eliminate the evidence that they did it! What a great guy Andy is! It takes a unique person to want to turn you in for breaking a rule, then scrapping the evidence that you broke the rule! Hell, forget about a Fraud of the Year nomination...Andy gets my vote for King of the Swell Guys!
3) Bill "Lawdy, Lawdy, I want the Fraudie" O' Reilly
From having no integrity and speaking at a rape victim luncheon (when he has blamed rape victims for their plights) to sending out his producer-thugs to stalk women on their vacations and then lying about it, Billo always shows us from January to December that he wants a big fat Fraudie award right next to his (uhhh, has he won any other awards?)
4) David H. (and that "H" stands for 'Holy hell am I a FRAUD') Willis
I began a new installment on RTO called "This Week in Dave the Fraud" to monitor the frequent lies and deceptions of "all about the truth" Willis. Could that be enough for Willis to take home a second Fraudie? Wait and see.
5) Sean "the conspiracy people are right when it advances my agenda, but when it doesn't, they are kooks" Hannity
Insanity-Hannity finally admits the conspiracy people are right...when it's against Obama. But when the conspiracy people were constantly saying Bush was a New World Order puppet, we were "nutballs" and "kooks". Sean, this almost looks too blatant to be real. I'm going to give you another try to make your would-be fraudiness look real. If you fail, then you will be a real contender for the Fraudie. I'm sure you won't disappoint us.