by Larry Simons
October 10, 2008
Since the dumbest people on Earth (supporters of John McCain and Sarah Palin), hold the logic that having the same first name, middle name, last name or a name that even rhymes with a terrorist means you ARE a terrorist as well (since many of them think Barack Obama is one), I thought it would be fun to announce a list of who they should add to that terrorist list…..using their logic.
I went to the FBI website and found the top terrorists on their most wanted list. Here are some of them, followed by who McCain-Palin supporters should dub "new" terrorists. If this seems insane, that’s because McCain-Palin supporters are insane!
This is Anas Al-Liby
Hmmmmm….Liby….sounds a lot like…..
"Scooter" Libby (new McCain-Palin supporter terrorist!) (of course, since he is a criminal of the Bush administration, they might let him off the hook)
This is Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah
Hmmmmm….Abdullah….sounds a lot like…..
Kareem Abdul Jabbar (new McCain-Palin supporter terrorist!)
This is Isnilon Totoni Hapilon
Hmmmmm….Totoni….kinda sounds like…..
Toto the band and Toto the dog from "The Wizard of Oz" (BOTH new McCain-Palin supporter terrorists!!!)
This is Adam Yahiye Gadahn
Hmmmmm….Adam…..be on the lookout for…..
Anyone named "Adam" (If your first or middle name is Adam----you’re a terrorist!)
This is Sheikh Ahmed Salim Swedan
Hmmmmm….Swedan….kinda sounds like….
The country Sweden (the entire country of Sweden……terrorists!)
So you see...it's all in the name!
Of course we know what a real terrorist is here at Real Truth. The irony here is that the only thing more dangerous than a terrorist (a real one) is the mental instability of a McCain-Palin supporter!