Sunday, April 29, 2007

Maher on Pat Roberston's law school: "Where better to find people dumb enough to believe in George Bush than Pat Robertson's law school?"

Days after story broke of Regent University's ordination of 150 current Bush administration members, Regent's website changed the wording from "150 students serve in the Bush administration" to "150 members have served in the Bush administration". Hmmmm, seems followers of Christ would have had it right the FIRST time!

Real Time with Bill Maher
April 13, 2007

This is an excerpt from Maher's "New Rules" segment: (Absolutely excellent!)

"And finally, New Rule: Now that liberals have taken back the word, "liberal," they also have to take back the word, "elite." By now, you've heard the constant right-wing attacks on the "elite" media and the liberal "elite," who may or may not be part of the Washington "elite," a subset of the East Coast "elite," which is overly influenced by the Hollywood "elite." So, basically, unless you're a shit-kicker from Kansas, you're with the terrorists.

You know, if you played a drinking game where you did a shot every time Rush Limbaugh attacked someone for being elite, you'd almost be as wasted as Rush Limbaugh.

I - I don't get it. In other fields outside of government, "elite" is a good thing, like an "elite" fighting force; Tiger Woods is an "elite" golfer. If I need brain surgery, I'd like an "elite" doctor. But, in politics, "elite" is bad. The "elite" aren't down to earth and accessible like you and me and President Shit-for-brains.

Which is fine, except that whenever there's a Bush Administration scandal, it always traces back to some incompetent political hack appointment, and you think to yourself, where are they getting these screw-ups from? Well, now we know. From Pat Robertson. I'm not kidding.



Take Monica Goodling, who, before she resigned last week, because she's smack in the middle of the U.S. Attorneys scandal, was the third-ranking official in the Justice Department of the United States. She's 33 years old. And though she never even worked as a prosecutor, she was tasked with overseeing the job performance of all 93 U.S. Attorneys.

How do you get to the top that fast? Harvard? Princeton? No, Goodling did her undergraduate work at Messiah College. You know, Messiah, home of the Fighting Christ-ies? And then went on to attend Pat Robertson's law school. Yes, Pat Robertson, the man who said that the presence of gay people at Disney World would cause earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor, has a law school.

And what kid wouldn't want to attend? It's three years, and you only have to read one book. U.S. News & World Report, which does the definitive ranking of colleges, lists Regent as a Tier Four school, which is the lowest score it gives. It's not a hard school to get into. You have to renounce Satan and draw a pirate on a matchbook.

This is for people who couldn't get into the University of Phoenix.

Now, would you care to guess how many graduates of this televangelist's diploma mill work in the Bush Administration? 150. And you wonder why things are so messed up. We're talking about a top Justice Department official who went to a college funded by a TV host. Would you send your daughter to Maury Povich U.? And if you did, would you expect her to get a job at the White House?

In 200 years, we've gone from "We, the people," to "Up With People." From "the best and the brightest" to "dumb and dumber." And where better to find people dumb enough to believe in George Bush than Pat Robertson's law school?

The problem here in America isn't that the country is being run by "elites." It's that it's being run by a bunch of hayseeds. And, by the way, the lawyer Monica Goodling just hired to keep her ass out of jail, went to a real law school".

6 comments:

SkiTheStars said...

Wouldn't you just love to see Bill Maher debate Rus Limbaugh ?

Real Truth Online said...

Rush would never agree to it. Neo-cons are scared to death of debates.

Fred said...

Guess you didn't even know who Maher was until I mentioned him you twit. Now you steal his stuff every day lol. Moron.

Love comment moderation. I own your site.

Real Truth Online said...

ok "fred"--lets analyze your comment, shall we? First, you have NEVER posted on this site (under the name "Fred" anyway), 2nd--Ive known who Bill Maher was for a very long time, 3rd--how am I "stealing" his stuff? Stealing would be if I posted HIS words and put MY name to it. I give all writers the credit when I post others' work. You OWN my site? how? There's inaccuracy in nearly EVERY word you posted. You "own" my site, yet you keep viewing it. Some would say I own YOU, lol. Why dont you stick with ONE name Jas?

Real Truth Online said...

by the way Fred, Jas...Anonymous, or WHOEVER you will be tomorrow----a 3rd grader can call names and insult---why not use your brain and actually comment on the content and message of the post? Gee, there's an idea! lol

rob said...

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