by Larry Simons
January 18, 2007
Like a trip to the bathroom to take one of those painful shits that feels like broken glass is slicing its way through your anal crevasse.......Ann Coulter's mouth is back.......you know it's bound to happen at some point...you dread it, but you know it's coming...you just don't know when, where you will be or how painful it will be. On Wednesday nights Hannity & Colmes show, Alan Colmes was discussing Bush's new Iraq policy with Satan herself Ann Coulter (why these FOX News baffoons think she is an expert on military policy, God only knows). At one point in the segment, Coulter even says , "The number of American deaths have been going down every year.." Yippie Ann! Time for celebration! If it's one thing that makes me happy about Iraq, it's that fewer Americans are dying every year! Jesus, where do they find people on this planet that actually call death a POSITIVE thing?????
Alan Colmes then asks her, "Where are the successes in the Bush Iraq policy?" And, just when you think you haven't yet heard the most outrageous and STUPID thing Coulter has ever uttered.....all bets are off when she excretes, "Umm, for....I mean, basically...the, ummmm.....it is like California with Baghdad as L.A. with ya know, the hispanics fighting the blacks...it's Baghdad, and we don't talk about California being in a civil war". Seconds later she says, "There is gang warfare in L.A...that's what you have, you have the Crips and the Bloods in Baghdad... that's where all the fighting is..the number of American deaths have been going down, we've held three elections, and we're killing alot of foreign terrorists...ones who might be in New York setting off bombs or flying planes into buildings if we weren't over in Iraq, but we just get the same old 'we're losing, we're losing, head for the hills' from Democrats..." First of all, do I really have to explain to you how idiotic, false and drug-induced these comments really are? I don't, do I? Ok, what the hell, I'll tell you. First of all, incase anyone reading this doesn't know, California is a state in the United States. Los Angeles is a city that is in California which is in the United States. It is not Iraq, it is nothing LIKE Iraq and will never BE like Iraq. And if you, Satan, think it is, well, why don't you enlist, put on your fatigues and grab your guns and ammo and GO THERE! Let me know if you run into any celebrities, any movie studios or even Arnold Schwarzenegger himself--k? You're comparing car bombs, roadside bombs, suicide bombers, rocket-propelled grenades and mass killings to the Crips and the Bloods? This woman is more delusional than O' Liar, Hannity, Mike Gallagher and Rush Limbaugh combined! And that takes some doing!! No wonder she supports the surge---she thinks L.A. is Baghdad!
I came across an article recently (from June 2006) that said Ann Coulter spends a hell of a lot of time in Los Angeles. (Read below)
Interesting. Why would someone (who claims that the hellish, out of control Iraq is like L.A.) spend so much time in such a place? This just strengthens my plea for Coulter-geist to enlist and support our troops by joining them in this quagmire that Bush has thrown these young men and women into. Coulter is technically correct when she says American deaths have been going down every year, but let's put this in perspective with no spin involved. Whenever you hear someone say "numbers are going down" you tend to conjure up significant numbers. Here are the number of American deaths by year and you tell me (despite Coulter being technically correct) if these are the "significant" drop in numbers you were thinking:
2003- 486 deaths
2004- 848 deaths (up by 362, but you can't count differential between 2003 and 2004 since 2003 was not a full year)
2005- 846 deaths (down by a mere TWO)
2006- 821 deaths (down by 25)
So, you have "down by 2" and "down by 25". Are these numbers high enough to really begin to brag or celebrate that the numbers are "going down"? My position is: I want the deaths to be ZERO. But, if I say "pull the troops out" I'm labeled a far-left kook who wants America to lose the war, despite that fact that the far-right just refuses and refuses and refuses to tell ANYONE what WIN means! I'm all for free speech and giving people the right to speak, but FOX News does have the right to not even ask this babbling idiot to appear on the show....but what do you expect? It's FOX News. They don't know any better.